I’m pretty desperate right now, to be honest. Bambam’s really been stealing the maknae spotlight away from me these days. [/huffs slightly, feigning his annoyance.] And, uh… [/squints his eyes as he takes a good look at you.] A mixture of a puppy and a frog! Maybe a sloth too!
It seems like everyone thinks of Bambam as the real maknae. It’s a compliment for you, y’know. [-ruffles the younger’s hair] But wait, what frog? Why do people say I look like a frog? It’s obviously wrong!
I don’t want to get attached to anyone anymore, it only destroys me in the end.
[/furrows his eyebrows together and mumbles through your hold on his cheeks.] And I’m the true maknae! Hey, hyung, wanna try being a puppy too?
[-lets go of the other’s cheeks, quirking a brow] I didn’t know you were that proud of being the maknae. And no, thanks. Look at me, do I look like a puppy to you?
Yeah, yeah, sure you are hyung. (` rolls his eyes, knowing very well that the other was bluffing yet again) I love making fans laugh too but you don’t see me exaggerating anything! Admit it, you like to say things that you either can’t do, or just plain aren’t true. (` he was laughing quietly at his previous statement but his laughter subsided at the other’s comment, placing a hand over his own chest where his heart is) I’m so hurt right now, how could you say that! Wah, and to think that I thought of us as friends, this is great. Thanks a lot! (` waves his finger side to side) No, that’s where you’re wrong. How shall we do this though? Are we just going to order food and see if they recognize us or what?
You love making fans laugh, you say? You don’t have the right method, that must be why you fail each time you’re trying. Ain’t going to admit anything. [-he stares blankly at the male’s actions, rolling his eyes as well now] And you said you weren’t exaggerating anything— I’m your friend, that’s why I have to be honest with you, man. [-pats his shoulder as if recomforting him] Well, yes. To speed up the process, I still can undress myself. I bet it’d be faster.